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WHERE SPAGHETTI WESTERNS COME TO DIE
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CAPSLOCK SPAGHETTI WESTERN

LE REGOLE

  1. THIS IS A CAPSLOCK SPAGHETTI WESTERN COMMUNITY FOR CAPSLOCKING ABOUT SPAGHETTI WESTERNS. THAT IS, THIS, NOT THIS AND ESPECIALLY NOT THIS.

    THAT SAID, FOR OUR PURPOSES, WE'LL ALSO ALLOW ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT'S SOMEHOW RELATED TO WESTERNS, BE THEY SPAGHETTI OR SUKIYAKI OR STRUDEL FLAVOURED OR EVEN PLAIN AMERICAN. WANT TO CAPSLOCK ABOUT YOUR JAPANESE VIDEO GAME ABOUT A SHOTA ANIME VERSION OF DJANGO SHOOTING VAMPIRES WITH A MAGIC GUN? GO FOR IT. WANT TO BITCH ABOUT THE BIZARRE CZECH WESTERN YOU SAW ABOUT A COCA-COLA SALESMAN? DO IT.

    FOR REFERENCE - BOTH OF THOSE THINGS ACTUALLY EXIST

  2. CAPSLOCK ONLY. IF YOU DON'T CAPSLOCK YOU WILL HAVE TO PERFORM A PENANCE, THE DETAILS OF WHICH WILL BE REVEALED WHEN NECESSARY. UNTIL THEN IT IS A MYSTERY. KEEP IT A MYSTERY. CAPSLOCK, AT ALL TIMES, FOREVER.

  3. NO INTRO POSTS. IF YOU WANT TO SAY YOU'RE A NOOB BEFORE YOU SHARE CONTENT, DO, OTHERWISE JUMP IN AND GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY.

  4. IF YOU CAN PROVE IT'S RELATED TO WESTERNS, WE WANT IT. FEEL FREE TO DESCRIBE IN GREAT DETAIL THE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO TO ENNIO MORRICONE'S MUSIC WITH LUBE.

  5. WE LIKE GAY COWBOYS. WE ALSO LIKE STRAIGHT COWBOYS AND LESBIAN COWGIRLS. NOT SAYING YOU HAVE TO LIKE ALL THREE OF THESE THINGS, BUT BE ABLE TO TOLERATE THE ONES YOU DON'T LIKE AND PREPARED THAT THEY WILL SHOW UP SOONER OR LATER.

  6. DON'T BE A DICK

  7. I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THAT LAST ONE




I MODERATORI SENZA NOMI

EXCEPT THAT THEY DO HAVE NAMES

ejecthefloppy - QUIET ENIGMATIC SUPERMOD WITH A STRONG DEVOTION TO HER OWN IMAGE OF JUSTICE.
fireholly - USES ONLY HER LEFT HAND TO MOD, SO SHE CAN USE HER RIGHT HAND TO FAP.



THERE IS ONE PERSON IN THIS COMM WHO IS ALLOWED TO LAPSCOCK, AND THAT'S ilbuono BECAUSE HE IS CLINT EASTWOOD. IF YOU ARE NOT CLINT EASTWOOD, DON'T LAPSCOCK.
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